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Bumperstickers for Horse Lovers!
Great for your car, truck, trailer, tack trunk, school lockers, kids rooms, you name it, and perfect as inexpensive gag gifts, too! Vinyl bumperstickers $2.99 each.
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A woman needs 2 animals: The horse of her dreams and a jackass to pay for it
A woman's place is on a horse
Anyone can ride, it just takes talent to stay on
Are you going to cowboy up or just lay there and bleed?
Ask me about my horse
Be all you can be: Thrown, kicked, bitten, slimed, stomped on...
Behind every good horse is a human cleaning up.
Beware the mare
Bite me Dressage Queen!
Bite me Hunter Princess!
Born to ride...forced to go to school
Born to ride...forced to work
Bumper Sticker Magnet - Stick 'em to your car without "sticking" 'em to your car!
But officer, that's not a U-turn, it's a roll back!
Call my shrink, I bought another horse
Caution Horses: Do not tailgate
Caution: I gelded the horse and he wasn't even tailgating!
CAUTION: We stop at all tack shops
Decal: New Rub On Decal - BUCKING HORSE. 4 x 4 inches. No back ground!
Decal: New Rub On Decal - HUNTER HORSE. 4 x 4 inches. No background!
Diamonds are not a girl's best unless they can be pawned for a good horse!
Dressage riders never die, they half pass over!
Driver carries no cash. All spent on horse
Eventers defy gravity
FOMHLMAO: Fell off my horse laughing my ass off!
Fox hunters out fox everyone!
Free & Easy down the trail I go...
Golf Courses: Just a waste of valuable pasture land
Green Rank Stud Inside!
Happiness is acres of pasture!
Hell hath no fury as a chestnut Thoroughbred mare
Hoofbeats: My favorite music
Horses are my therapy
Horses make me happy!
Horses make me happy! You? Not so much!
I can muck thirty stalls before breakfast...what can you do?
I do whatever my horse tells me to do
I love chillin' with my horse!
I love horses!
I love horses! - PURPLE
I love my Corgi!
I love OTTBs!
I make mud, dirt and horse hair a fashion statement!
I was normal then I bought my first horse
I whisper but my horse doesn't listen
I'd be totally nuts without my horse
If found, please return to the barn!
If I didn't own a horse...this would be a Ferrari
If my savings were as big as my manure pile, I'd be rich.
If you think I'm high maintenance, then you haven't met my horse
If you're gonna ride my bumper, then you better put a saddle on it.
I'm daft for my draft
I'm having a bad mare day
I'm just cantering through life
It's a horse's world, I'm just here to rustle up the feed
Jack Russells: They're football shaped for a reason
Just a few flakes short of a bale!
Kiss my apps!
Labrador Retrievers: I love my Lab!
Leave only a set of elevens
Love my Jack or don't come back
MAGNET: Bumper Sticker Sized Magnet - Stick a bumper sticker to your car without "sticking" 'em to your car!
Make your hobby horses!
Messy House, Spotless Barn...Where's the problem?
My dually eats foreign trucks for breakfast!
My horse ate my paycheck
My horse bucked off your honor student
My horse is more pampered than my boyfriend
My horse is more pampered than my husband
My husband's paycheck=new horse equipment
My other car has a horse trailer attached to it.
My quarter horse beat up your fourth-level dressage horse
No Jumps No Glory/ Know jumps Know Glory
Nothing says love like a new tractor!
Proud owner of a very pretty but completely useless horse
Retired: Don't ask me to do anything but ride my horse
Retired: Just horsin' around
Retired: Put out to pasture and LOVIN' it!
Ride a draft...It'll make your butt look smaller
Screw Wall Street! All my assets are in the barn!
Silly Cowboy! Trucks are for girls
Sorry! That barn smell is my aromatherapy
Still plays with horses
Tacky and terribly unrefined
Take my boyfriend, stay away from the horse
Take my husband, stay away from the horse
The only stock I buy has 4 legs
The Surgeon general never said a thing about smoking the competition
This would be a Ferrari if my WIFE didn't own a horse!
Trail riders do it in the woods.
Treat me like a thoroughbred and I'll never be a nag
Treat you like my horse? Yeah, right!
We came, we showed, we kicked butt
We don't haul for 6th place!
When I grow up, I wanna be a dually
WWGMD? What would George Morris do!
Yeah but can you ride?
Yes! I smell like a horse... NO! I don't consider that a problem!
You can never have too many horses
You don't have to be crazy to work at this barn, they'll train you!
You show girl!
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