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Misadventures
Say It Loud and Say It Proud-
Bumperstickers for Horse Lovers!
Great for your car, truck, trailer, tack trunk, school lockers, kids rooms, you name it, and perfect as inexpensive gag gifts, too! Vinyl bumperstickers $1.99 each.
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A woman and her rig, it's a beautiful thing.
A woman needs 2 animals: The horse of her dreams and a jackass to pay for it
A woman's place is on a horse
Addicted to horses
Alpha Mare
Anyone can ride, it just takes talent to stay on
Are you going to cowboy up or just lay there and bleed?
Ask me about my horse
Barn Brat
Be all you can be: Thrown, kicked, bitten, slimed, stomped on...
Behind every good horse is a human cleaning up.
Beware the mare
Born to ride...forced to go to school
Born to ride...forced to go to work
Call my shrink, I bought another horse
Caution Horses: Do not tailgate
Caution: This vehicle makes sliding stops
CAUTION: We stop at all tack shops
Don't follow me, I got the directions from the horse
Don't get too close...I might kick
Dressage: CU@X
Driver carries no cash. All spent on horse
Equine Therapist on board
Eventers defy gravity
Free & Easy down the trail I go...
Giddy-Up
Golf Courses: Just a waste of valuable pasture land
Green Rank Stud Inside!
Happiness is acres of pasture!
Happiness is being in the barn
Hay
Heaven is filled with horses
Hell hath no fury as a chestnut Thoroughbred mare
Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's off to muck I go
Hoofbeats: My favorite music
Horse Crazy
Horse Person
Horses are angels with invisible wings
Horses are my therapy
Horses are proof God loves us
Horses!
Horsework before homework
Horsework before housework
I can muck thirty stalls before breakfast...what can you do?
I do whatever my horse tells me to do
I love horses [all type version]
I love my Corgi!
I was normal then I bought my first horse
I whisper but my horse doesn't listen
I'd be totally nuts without my horse
If I didn't own a horse...this would be a Ferrari
If my savings were as big as my manure pile, I'd be rich.
If you think I'm high maintenance, then you haven't met my horse
If you're gonna ride my bumper, then you better put a saddle on it.
I'm having a bad mare day
I'm just cantering through life
It's a horse's world, I'm just here to rustle up the feed
Jack Russells: I love my Jack!
Jack Russells: They're football shaped for a reason
Just put me back on my horse
Kiss my apps!
Labrador Retrievers: I love my Lab!
Leave only a set of elevens
Life is a journey, make the most of it
Love me love my horse
Love my horse
Love my Jack or don't come back
Make your hobby horses!
Manure happens!
Manure Mover
Mother mucker
Mr. Ed for President
My ass is too big but I married him anyway
My horse bucked off your honor student
My horse is more pampered than my boyfriend
My horse is more pampered than my husband
My husband's paycheck=new horse equipment
My kid and my money go to the barn
My other car has a horse trailer attached to it.
My quarter horse beat up your fourth-level dressage horse
My SUV has 4 legs, a mane and a tail...and it doesn't guzzle gas
No Jumps No Glory/ Know jumps Know Glory
One can never have too many horses
One Mucking Day After Another
Paint my world spotted
Piaffe this!
Proud owner of a very pretty but completely useless horse
Quarter Horses
Quater Horses: They can turn on a dime and toss you back 9 cents!
Raised on horses, sometimes on crutches
Retired: Don't ask me to do anything but ride my horse
Retired: Just horsin' around
Retired: Put out to pasture and LOVIN' it!
Ride a draft...It'll make your butt look smaller
Ride naked: Put some color in your cheeks
SHOW GIRL
Silly Cowboy! Trucks are for girls
Sorry! That barn smell is my aromatherapy
Take my boyfriend, stay away from the horse
Take my husband, stay away from the horse
The #1 tip for riders: Marry Money
The only stock I buy has 4 legs
The Surgeon general never said a thing about smoking the competition
Trail Rider
Trail riders do it in the woods.
Trail riding is my refuge
Treat me like a thoroughbred and I'll never be a nag
Treat you like my horse? Yeah, right!
We came, we showed, we kicked butt
When I grow up, I wanna be a dually
Whinnying is everything
Yeah but can you ride?
Yes, this is my trailer, no I am not hauling your horse
You show girl!
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