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Say It Loud and Say It Proud-
Bumperstickers for Horse Lovers!

Great for your car, truck, trailer, tack trunk, school lockers, kids rooms, you name it, and perfect as inexpensive gag gifts, too! Vinyl bumperstickers $2.50 each.

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A woman needs 2 animals: The horse of her dreams and a jackass to pay for it

A woman's place is on a horse

Anyone can ride, it just takes talent to stay on

Are you going to cowboy up or just lay there and bleed?

Ask me about my horse

Be all you can be: Thrown, kicked, bitten, slimed, stomped on...

Behind every good horse is a human cleaning up.

Beware the mare

Bite me Dressage Queen!

Bite me Hunter Princess!

Born to ride...forced to go to school

Born to ride...forced to work

Bumper Sticker Sized Magnets to stick bumper stickers to so you don't have to stick them to your car!!!

But officer, that's not a U-turn, it's a roll back!

Call my shrink, I bought another horse

Caution Horses: Do not tailgate

Caution: I already gelded the horse and he didn't even tailgate!

Caution: This vehicle makes sliding stops

CAUTION: We stop at all tack shops

Diamonds are not a girl's best unless they can be pawned for a good horse!

Dressage riders never die, they half pass over!

Driver carries no cash. All spent on horse

Equine Therapist on board

Eventers defy gravity

FOMHLMAO: Fell off my horse laughing my ass off!

Fox hunters out fox everyone!

Free & Easy down the trail I go...

Golf Courses: Just a waste of valuable pasture land

Green Rank Stud Inside!

Happiness is acres of pasture!

Hell hath no fury as a chestnut Thoroughbred mare

Hoofbeats: My favorite music

Horses are my therapy

Horses make me happy!

Horses make me happy! You? Not so much!

I can muck thirty stalls before breakfast...what can you do?

I do whatever my horse tells me to do

I love chillin' with my horse!

I love my Corgi!

I was normal then I bought my first horse

I whisper but my horse doesn't listen

I'd be totally nuts without my horse

If found, please return to the barn!

If I didn't own a horse...this would be a Ferrari

If my savings were as big as my manure pile, I'd be rich.

If you think I'm high maintenance, then you haven't met my horse

If you're gonna ride my bumper, then you better put a saddle on it.

I'm daft for my draft

I'm having a bad mare day

I'm just cantering through life

It's a horse's world, I'm just here to rustle up the feed

Jack Russells: They're football shaped for a reason

Just a few flakes short of a bale!

Labrador Retrievers: I love my Lab!

Leave only a set of elevens

Love my Jack or don't come back

Make your hobby horses!

Manure happens!

My dually eats foreign trucks for breakfast!

My horse ate my paycheck

My horse bucked off your honor student

My horse is more pampered than my boyfriend

My horse is more pampered than my husband

My husband's paycheck=new horse equipment

My other car has a horse trailer attached to it.

My quarter horse beat up your fourth-level dressage horse

No Jumps No Glory/ Know jumps Know Glory

Nothing says love like a new tractor!

Paint my world spotted

Proud owner of a very pretty but completely useless horse

Retired: Don't ask me to do anything but ride my horse

Retired: Just horsin' around

Retired: Put out to pasture and LOVIN' it!

Ride a draft...It'll make your butt look smaller

Screw Wall Street! All my assets are in the barn!

Silly Cowboy! Trucks are for girls

Sorry! That barn smell is my aromatherapy

Still plays with horses

Tacky and terribly unrefined

Take my boyfriend, stay away from the horse

Take my husband, stay away from the horse

The only stock I buy has 4 legs

The Surgeon general never said a thing about smoking the competition

Trail riders do it in the woods.

Treat me like a thoroughbred and I'll never be a nag

Treat you like my horse? Yeah, right!

We came, we showed, we kicked butt

We don't haul for 6th place!

When I grow up, I wanna be a dually

Window Sticker: Appaloosa

Window Sticker: Black and White Horse

Window Sticker: Blanketed Horse

Window Sticker: Draft Horse

Window Sticker: Dressage

Window Sticker: Dressage Extended Canter

Window Sticker: Dressage Extended Trot

Window Sticker: Fox

Window Sticker: Gaited 2

Window Sticker: Gaited Horse 1

Window Sticker: Grey Horse

Window Sticker: Horse Head

Window Sticker: Jumper

Window Sticker: Landing Jumper or Bucking Horse

Window Sticker: Morgan

Window Sticker: Overo Paint

Window Sticker: Show Hunter With Chrome

Window Sticker: Show Jumper - High

Window Sticker: Tobiano Paint

Window Sticker: Trotter

Window Sticker: Western Pleasure

Window Stickers Sized Magnet so you don't have to stick them to your car!

Window Stickers: Cantering Horse

WWGMD? What would George Morris do!

Yeah but can you ride?

You can never have too many horses

You don't have to be crazy to work at this barn, they'll train you!

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